Apparently I was almost killed yesterday by running out in traffic. (I was being dropped of in the middle of a busy street). I’m told I missed by like 5 feet. I didn’t know at all until I was told today. I’m a little freaked.

Note to self: never get out out in the middle of a busy street under any circumstances.

Perhaps my claims of being immortal are in fact true.


Russell O’Connor: contact me